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Catch the Tiger

from Tits of Steel by Anna Secret Poet

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'Catch the Tiger'


Get up off your feet and catch the tiger
Get up off your feet and catch him now
Get up off your feet and catch the tiger
Though he’s much faster than your average cow
Climb onto your ship and chase the Viking
Climb onto your ship and chase him down
As far as I know there were no female Vikings
So ‘him’ is an unacceptable pronoun

Modern living’s hard but you can be too
(if you put your mind to it)
Here’s some words of encouragement just for you
(I’ll tell you what to do!)

Go into your fridge and eat the cheesecake
Go into your fridge and munch it down
Of course a cheesecake is just an example
Whatever your preference – swap it round
Now…
Calm the fuck down and stroke a kitten
Look at her wee face hear her purr
Now calm the fuck down and stroke a kitten
Manoeuvre your hand across her fur

Modern living’s a bitch if you don’t mind me saying
(That’s the mildest word I could muster)
Here are some foolproof ways to cut through the pain

Go back in time and tickle a T-Rex...

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from Tits of Steel, released October 7, 2017
Guitar, Bass, Keytar, Drum Machine, Voices: Anna Secret Poet

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Anna Secret Poet Glasgow, UK

Anna Secret Poet is a genderfluid singer/songwriter and model from Glasgow and she has been defying genres, genders and expectations on stages up and down the UK since 2016. You can find her bothering stages at a variety of different shows in the central belt inc cabarets, drag shows, comedy nights, spoken word events and grassroots rock gigs. ... more

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