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Naked Statues

by Anna Secret Poet

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'Naked Statues' What’s wrong with being naked? Zuckerberg gonna lose his tiny mind Everyone has got nipples And bums are just swell – don’t leave ‘em behind! Mythology is so sexy Body positive before that term was coined History is so horny They didn’t follow their heart – they followed their loins What’s wrong with being naked? Think of all the naked people in paintings And all those naked statues Junk proudly on display for everyone to see I wanna be a naked statue I wanna be a naked statue too I wanna be a naked statue I wanna be a naked statue with you! Museums are so alluring Antiquity gets me so aroused Let’s get to the nearest collection And have a good look around Repeat chorus With you…with you…with you Rock hard nudes – dames and dudes Rock hard nudes – dames and dudes Rock hard nudes – dames and dudes Rock hard nudes – dames and dudes
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A new single! Fingers crossed for Christmas No 1 (humour) 😄

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released November 22, 2023

Written, Produced and Performed by Anna Secret Poet at the Canteen, Autumn 2023

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Anna Secret Poet Glasgow, UK

Anna Secret Poet is a genderfluid singer/songwriter and model from Glasgow and she has been defying genres, genders and expectations on stages up and down the UK since 2016. You can find her bothering stages at a variety of different shows in the central belt inc cabarets, drag shows, comedy nights, spoken word events and grassroots rock gigs. ... more

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